OH... I'M GONNA SHIT MY PANTS

RAH ... JUST SHIT IN MY PANTS (KUMBA YA)

I ATE SOME BLACK BEANS

A GREASY SOUFFLE

I WASHED IT DOWN WITH A DOUBLE LATTE

I HAVE TO GO, GO-GO-GO, I HAVE TO GO

FEEL SOMETHING GOOEY

AND WARM ON MY THIGH

CAUSE I AM SITTING ON A CHOCOLATE MUD PIE

I MOVED TOO SLOW, SLOW-SLOW-SLOW, I MOVED TOO SLOW

I TRIED TO CONTROL IT

BUT I COULDN'T HOLD IT

SO SAD I SHIT, SHIT MY PANTS

*I HAD A MUFFIN, COME OUT OF MY OVEN

CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST SHIT MY PANTS

OH YES IT'S TRUE, I'M ALL COVERED IN POO

I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST SHIT MY PANTS

OH... GIRL I JUST SHIT MY PANTS. OH... GIRL I JUST SHIT MY PANTS

RAH... JUST SHIT IN MY PANTS

A NASTY FLU OR

A BLADDER TRAUMA

MAYBE THE REVENGE OF MONTEZUMA

THERE IS NO LOVE, LOVE-LOVE-LOVE, THERE IS NO LOVE

I FOUND THE TOILET

WAS NOT AS I PLANNED

THERE AIN'T NO PAPER GOTTA CLEAN WITH MY HAND

I NEED A GLOVE, GLOVE-GLOVE-GLOVE, I NEED A GLOVE

WIPE WIPE FLUSH IT BABY

WORK IT DAMN THAT SMELLS LIKE CRAZY

WIPE WIPE FLUSH IT BABY

WORK IT I'M A STINK BITCH BABY

DON'T WANT DIAPERS

DON'T PLUG UP MY REAR END

DON'T WANT DIAPERS

I DON'T WANT NO DEPENDS

XDDDD